Description

Breakups are tough—but losing your goldfish? Unforgivable. This “I’m Not Upset You Left, I’m Upset You Still Have My Goldfish” T-shirt delivers hilarious post-breakup energy with a splash of petty pet humor. Perfect for anyone navigating heartbreak with humor (and holding a grudge over a fish).
🐟 Bold and quirky design for lovers of sarcasm and ex-shaming
👕 Soft, comfy fit for casual wear or emotional support fish visits
🎁 Great gift for the newly single, pet lovers, or anyone who’s ever lost more than just love in a breakup

Product features
– 100% cotton fabric for durability and comfort
– Ribbed knit collar for shape retention
– Printed using Direct-to-Film (DTF) and Direct-to-Garment (DTG) techniques for detailed designs
– Ethically sourced and certified by Oeko-Tex for safety
– Classic fit and tear-away label for scratch-free wear

Care instructions
– Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
– Do not iron
– Do not dryclean
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Tumble dry: low heat

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean