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Make a brutally honest statement with our “Divorce Is Cheaper Than a Hitman” T-shirt – the ultimate breakup humor for those who’ve been pushed to the edge (but kept it legal). Featuring a bold gun-and-bullet graphic, this tee is perfect for lovers of sarcasm, dark jokes, and post-divorce freedom. Wear it to court (okay, maybe…
Make a brutally honest statement with our “Divorce Is Cheaper Than a Hitman” T-shirt – the ultimate breakup humor for those who’ve been pushed to the edge (but kept it legal). Featuring a bold gun-and-bullet graphic, this tee is perfect for lovers of sarcasm, dark jokes, and post-divorce freedom. Wear it to court (okay, maybe not), night out, or just around your ex.
💣 Edgy, bold design for those with a savage sense of humor
👕 Comfortable fit, perfect for everyday rebellion
🎁 A hilarious gift for newly divorced friends or anyone escaping toxic love
Product features
– 100% cotton fabric for durability and comfort
– Ribbed knit collar for shape retention
– Printed using Direct-to-Film (DTF) and Direct-to-Garment (DTG) techniques for detailed designs
– Ethically sourced and certified by Oeko-Tex for safety
– Classic fit and tear-away label for scratch-free wear
S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
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Width, cm | 45.72 | 50.80 | 55.88 | 60.96 | 66.04 | 71.12 | 76.20 | 81.28 |
Length, cm | 71.12 | 73.66 | 76.20 | 78.74 | 81.28 | 83.82 | 86.36 | 88.90 |
Sleeve length (from center back), cm | 38.35 | 41.91 | 45.72 | 49.53 | 53.34 | 56.90 | 60.20 | 63.50 |
Size tolerance, cm | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 | 3.81 |
Care instructions
– Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
– Do not iron
– Do not dryclean
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
– Tumble dry: low heat
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
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